Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
i love the science side of tumblr
this is the best video i have ever seen
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mum," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.
You have to believe me, I tried…
I support him
he has my vote.
this is gold.
dying my hair green because life is meaningless and I might as well look like yoda
My mother says I look like a christmas tree
Merry Christmas mother fuckers.
this is beautiful and i want to hug you.
GUys PlEaSE ItS LIteRAllY JuST Me WItH ChRIStmAs BoBBles In mY HAiR
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.
For ever reblog I will draw a small doodle for that blog. I will do it.
And I have decided to use my new moleskin sketchbook only for this post.
AND I WANT TO FILL ALL OF THE PAGES AND I WILL PUT YOUR URL ON THE PAGE WITH YOUR DOODLE. I PROMISE.